If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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