Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
false alarm, still single
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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