I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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