I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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