Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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