I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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