I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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