I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
there is glitter all over my balls
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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