that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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