He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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