when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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