He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pants are for mortals
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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