Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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