can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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