What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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