But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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