Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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