I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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