Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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