She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
