Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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