i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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