I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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