She's JV to your varsity
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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