You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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