i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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