i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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