brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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