Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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