What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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