It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando