I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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