So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.