He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So squirting runs in the family.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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