I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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