If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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