he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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