Non-Jews are for practice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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