Swine flu. Run for my life!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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