He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Sorry about my life...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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