But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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