Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize