yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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