i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
