I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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