? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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