So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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