A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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