Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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