Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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