i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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