i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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