I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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