bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My pussy is not your playground.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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