oh god the rape fog is back!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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