Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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