seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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