i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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