We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
