I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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