also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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