"it" just moved
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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